There's Way Too Much Gravity In Here

I’d like to lodge a complaint about physics and the universe. I wasn’t sure who to give it too so I just decided to put it on the Internet. I’m sure it’ll end up in the spam folder of some higher power eventually. Maybe even Al Gore!

Complaint: Gravity.

There is just way too much of this stuff. It’s everywhere! I can’t do anything without it getting in the way. Can’t you just imagine how much easier it would be to get that couch upstairs if you didn’t have gravity stopping you?

With Gravity:







































Without Gravity:















See how much simpler things would be? I mean, sure there’s the risk of floating off into space when you go outside to get your morning newspaper. But that would just make your mornings that much more exciting.



Just imagine running outside every morning and trying to see if you could make it back to your door before you started to float away. It’s like a game!